Church of Technology

The Upgrader's Prayer

Now I sit me down to test,
This OS upgrade on my desk.
If I fail to install this junk,
Then my hopes and hard drive are surely sunk.
Yet if it works, I'll have a ball,
As I play the games I bought at the mall.
Chat with strangers, and email my friends,
And surf the web from end to end.
But now I sit and watch the bar,
That indicates my progress thus far.
And if this process utterly fails,
I pray the lord my backup tapes will prevail.