Welcome to the Church of Technology

1. How do I become a Saint?
2. History of the Church
3. How much does it cost to be a member?
4. The Ten Commandments
5. The Upgraders Prayer
6. What were you thinking?

How do I become a Saint?

Sainthood is a very sacred annointment given by the church to those who have accomplished a major undertaking to improve all of mankind through technology. If you believe you are truly worthy of this glorious title, then please submit a brief essay entitled "Why I should be a Saint" to yourgrace@technogod.org. Your essay should be 500 words or less, and will be published on our upcoming "Tainted or Sainted" page for the whole congregation to review. If you are truly worthy, the blessed masses will chose you for annointment.

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Where did the Church of Technology come from?

It was a quiet Friday evening, the kids had gone to bed, the wife was in playing solitare, and I was surfing the net in search of the unknown. While delving through the mass of information pouring into to my PC, a clear crisp voice rang out "Design it, and they will surf". And then it hit me, God wants me to make a web page. I informed friends and family who all shrugged me off and told me I was crazy, but that one statement just kept ringing in my head, "Design it, and they will surf". After months of toil and hardship, the fruits of my labor have finally bloomed, Divine Intervention, the Church of Technology. I went back to the net and tried to commune with my God, a surfed into the wee hours of the morning searching for direction when suddenly he spoke and revealed his entire wisdom....... "If you build it, they will surf. Only 199.95, order your copy of Dreamweaver today......."

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How much does it cost to become a member of the church

Membership in the Church of Technology is free to all who wish to bask in the glory that is provided to us. However, the church does have expenses, so we pass around our virtual collection plate to all our members and ask that they help support us and promote our growth. If you are interested in becoming a member, please send an email to yourgrace@technogod.org.

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The Ten Commandments

Brought down from the ARPANET to the church by our forefathers, these Ten Commandments shall guide you through your journey.

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The Upgraders Prayer

At one time or another, we have all had an upgrade or enhancement go horribly wrong. To help you through these troubling times, the Church of Technology would like to pass on an inspirational message.

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What were you thinking?

People around the world today have begun to lose faith in their religions. With scandals and debauchery abound, many have turned there back on there fellow human. The Church of Technology is here to fill that void by providing humanitarian services, as well as technical services to those in need. ALL net profits that come from any of the churches under takings are given to social services in need around the world. For more information, see our Community Activities Site

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